The Impossible Triangle Game
A downloadable game
A fun challenge that'll keep that blood pressure high as you lose all your progress. Stay patient and dodge like the little gremlin you always have wanted to be!
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In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $4.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:
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Before I played this game I was a deadbeat dad who had recently lost his wife and kids in a nasty divorce. I thought about ending it all very often. Until one day I was browsing on Reddit.com on the subreddit r/gaming, when I see someone mention this game in a top 4923 games you should play before you turn 29 (I was due to turn 29 in several days, hours maybe even). I quickly booted up my pc and played through 4922 of them before I got to the last one on the list. The Impossible Triangle Game. As soon as I played I kicked my herion, opiate, meth, weed, nicotine, alcohol, pornography, LSD, steroid, PCP, benadryl, benzo, DMT, cocaine, ketamine, gfur, and TMNT Roleplay addictions. My wife had moved on after all those years but as soon as I booted up the game, she called me to tell me her and her new husband, -Thad-, and had just divorced and that she was looking to move back in with the kids. I then saw my stock portfolio of TRON rise up 20048% and instantly became a GORILLIONAIRE!! PLAY THIS GAME AND INVEST IN TRON!!!!!!!!